18++ 29 July 2005

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look
how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two
hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me
McGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see
how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin'
back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do
they call me McGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do
ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built
that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do
they call me McGregor- the-Pier-Builder? Nooo...

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is
paying attention. "But ya fuck one goat . . . "

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18++ 28 July 2005

A man dressed in a suit comes up to the front porch of house juggling a
clipboard, some papers, and a briefcase. He knocks on the door and it's
answered by a middle-aged man, "Mornin' stranger, what can I do for ya?"

"Well sir, I represent Schneller, Barnum, and Holtz. We're paid by
private companies to canvas thousands of consumers like yourself for
feedback on their products. Today we're soliciting comments on Vaseline
petroleum jelly. Would you have time to answer just a couple of
questions?"

"I don't see how a couple of questions could hurt, fire away, young
man," says the homeowner.

Looking down at his clipboard, the survey-taker asks, "Okay...first, you
do use Vaseline, correct?".

"Yes Sir, for as long as I can remember."

"Great, now what exactly do you use it for?" replies the survey-taker
with his pen poised over his clipboard, ready to record the answer.

"Let's see.....we use it for dry skin, chapped lips, and sex."

The well-dressed man stops writing abruptly. He looks around, leans
forward and in a low voice says, "We pride ourselves in being very
thorough sir. I know how you'd use Vaseline for dry skin and chapped
lips. But would you mind telling me how you use it for sex?"

"No problem," the homeowner says in a whisper, "we put it on our bedroom
doorknob."

The survey-taker gets a strange look on his face and takes a step
backwards before the homeowner continues, "It keeps the kids out."

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18++ 27 July 2005

With many games like tennis being played by both men
and women (mixed doubles) - the day is not far off when cricket is
played by both men and women together....

When that happens, the commentary COULD be like this:

"She walks in and takes her position. She makes sure that
she is mentally prepared for the long session that she is to endure
without wearing out.

His objective was to wear her out. He could go on for hours
without getting tired. He had this practice of rubbing the balls
against his pants before he started. It was his way of making
sure that the balls were sufficiently lubricated so that they slide
gently over the field. Now he looks like he is sufficiently charged.

He comes in and without much ado, she wields the bat. She
looks like she is ready to take him. She tightens her grip of the
bat, squeezing it and moving it up and down.

He tries to take charge by coming into her with full force.
But then, she takes full control of the proceedings, effortlessly
stroking him over point and deep fine leg.

As time elapses and she keeps stroking him, she realizes
that he is getting harder and harder and more difficult to stop. It
gets really hot and both of them are really sweating it out.

She has a wierd position and faces him with her legs spread
apart. He consistently finds the gap between her legs. Every now and
then he taunts her by asking "Howzzat?".

Her control over the whole situation isn't as good as she would
like it to be. She was loosing her strength. She wanted to adjust
her position before he came. She knew that he was gonna come anytime
then. To heighten her misery, she wasn't wearing any protective
guard.

But, there was nothing she could do about it now. Finally, the
inevitable had to happen. It was more of an accident than an
accident.

She was bed-ridden for the next 10 months and all she could
think of was the day of the delivery."

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18++ 25 July 2005

A pretty young lady goes to the doctor. "Doctor, my husband doesn't want
to have sex with me. He is so cold!"

"You need to turn him on", says the doctor, "try wearing a nice dress.
Put on some soft music and open a good bottle of wine."

A week later...

"Doctor, I did what you said, but nothing happened!"

"Mhhh. I recommend that you watch some XXX rated movies with him, and
talk dirty to him while he is watching the movies."

A week later...

"Doctor, again, nothing!"

"OK. I will give you these pills. Give him one disolved in water in the
morning. The pills will have an efect in one to three days. These pills
never fail."

The young lady went home and in the morning disolved two pills in water,
because she thought one was to little.

One week later...

"Doctor. After two days nothing happened, but the third day, as we were
having dinner, he suddenly threw all the cups and dishes off of the
table, then puts me on the table, takes all my clothes off and then
makes passionate love to me! Its the best sex we have had in years!"

"Oh, i'm glad to hear that, you must be very happy."

"Yes", says the young lady, "but we cant ever go back to that
restaurant!"

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18++ 22 July 2005

An American was waiting on a London street corner.
An attractive English girl was passing by when a gust
of wind blew her dress above her waist.
"A bit airy..." remarked the American.
Hearing this, the Cockney girl replied indignantly,
" 'ell yes! What did you expect - feathers?!"

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18++ 21 July 2005

A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The
townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow
from Moscow for 2000 rubles - or one from Minsk for only 1000 rubles.
So, naturally, --- they got the cow from Minsk.

It was a great cow had a wonderful disposition, and gave lots of milk
and lots of cream. Everybody loved it dearly. The people decided they
would mate the cow and get more cows like it, and then they would never
have to worry about their milk supply again.

So they got a bull and led the cow and the bull into the pasture. When
the bull came in from the right to mount the cow, the cow moved to the
left. When the bull moved in to mount the cow from the left, the cow
moved to the right. This went on all day.

Finally, in desperation, the people decided to go ask the rabbi what to
do. After all he was very wise.

They told him the story. "Rabbi, we've tried all day to mate our cow.
When the bull moves in from the right the cow moves left and when the
bull moves in from the left the cow moves to the right. What do we do?"

The Rabbi thought a moment and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?"

"Rabbi!" they replied as one, "You are so wise! We never said we bought
the cow from Minsk. How did you know that?" The Rabbi said, sadly, "My
wife is from Minsk."

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18++ 20 July 2005

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate
their
75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly
to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has
always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the
rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years
have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for,
and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know,
did he have a different father?"

The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she
paused for a moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."

The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was
admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his
eye he asks "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"

Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she
tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then,
finally, she says, "You."

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18++ 19 July 2005

A bus that was full of nuns got into an accident, and all of the nuns
died. So, in Heaven, there's St. Peter and the Pearly Gates. Well, since
nuns are so good, they have their own special gateway to Heaven.

St. Peter saw the nuns from the bus lined up outside this gate and he
left his post and went over to them. "Okay, sisters, you were all good
and holy in life, and so you will get into Heaven. But before you do, I
must ask each of you a question."

He went up to the first nun and asked, "Have you ever touched a penis?"
The nun blushed and said, "Yes, but only with the tips of my fingers."
St. Peter held out a bowl of water he was carrying.

"Alright, Sister. Dip the tips of your fingers into this bowl and you
will be purified. Then you may enter Heaven." The nun dipped her fingers
in & entered Heaven.

St. Peter moved to the next nun. "Have you ever touched a penis?" The
nun blushed and confessed, "I have, but only with my left hand." St.
Peter held out the bowl to her. "Then dip your hand into this bowl and
you will be purified and can enter Heaven." The nun dipped her hand in &
entered Heaven.

Suddenly, there was a commotion. A nun came rushing up from the back of
the line and cut in front of the others.

"Sister, Sister," St. Peter laughed kindly, "there's no need to rush!
Every one of you will get in to Heaven!"

"Oh, I know," the nun said, "I just wanted to gargle the water before
Sister Mary Catherine puts her ass in it!"

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18++ 18 July 2005

What do bungee jumping and sex with a prostitute have in common?

1) They both cost about $100.
2) They both last about 30 seconds.
3) In both cases, if the rubber breaks, you're a dead man.

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18++ 15 July 2005

A Texas businessman arrives at his hotel in the heart of a major
Japanese city. He arranges to have a beautiful Japanese prostitute to be
his companion for the night.

The woman arrives, and is more beautiful and sensual than he had
imagined. Once in bed he takes her with great enthusiasm and unbridled
lust. During the act, he hears his partner cry out many times, "SUNG
WHA! SUNG WHA!".

"That must be Japanese for 'terrific'", thinks the Texan, 'because I can
tell from the way she's thrashing around she's never been had like this
before."

The next morning, the Texan has an appointment with 2 very important
Japanese business associates to play golf. Naturally he wants to impress
the men with his friendliness and goodwill, so when the older gentleman
makes a hole in one, the Texan shouted, "SUNG WHA! SUNG WHA!".

The Japanese turns, eyebrows raised in surprise, "Wrong hole? What do
you mean, wrong hole?"

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18++ 14 July 2005

Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she was
being given the guided tour by a senior consultant they passed a room
where you could see a man masturbating wildly through the window.

Of course the Queen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as
to why these activities were allowed in

the hospital. "Ah." said the Doctor. "Now although it is perhaps
unfortunate that you should have witnessed that, in fact that poor
patient is suffering from a very debilitating condition. He produces so
much semen that unless he gets rid of it 4 times a day his testicles
will explode."

"Oh." said her Majesty. "Well, in that case I suppose it's
understandable."

A little further on down the corridor they passed another room. The door
was open, and through it you could see a nurse who was clearly giving a
patient a blow job.

"Goodness Gracious!" shrieked HM. "I demand an explanation for this kind
of sordid goings-on!"

"Ah." Said the Doctor. "Same problem, better health plan."

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18++ 13 July 2005

There was this little boy that lived in the country. One day he walked
through a farmers yard with duct tape under his arm, and the farmer
asked, "Where you going boy?"

The little boy answered, "I am going to catch me a duck." The farmer
said, "You know, you can't catch a duck with duck tape." The little boy
continued to walk on, and a little later the boy came back through with
2 ducks under his arm. The farmer just looked at him in amazement. The
same boy came back through the same farmers yard the next day with
chicken wire under his arm and the farmer asked, "What are you doing now
boy?"

The boy replied, "I am gonna catch me a chicken". The farmer said, "You
can't catch a chicken with chicken wire!" The little boy continued on
his way, and a little later the boy came back with a chicken under his
arm and the farmer just stood in awe.

The same boy came through the same farmers yard the next day with a
bunch of pussy willows under his arm the farmer said, "I am not gonna
ask. I know what your going after, and I'm going with you!"

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18++ 12 July 2005

A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus, and by
chance their seats were next to the elephant pen.

When his father left to buy popcorn, the boy piped up, "Mom, what's that
long thing on the elephant?"

"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.

"No, not that."

"Oh, that's the elephant's tail."

"No, Mom, down underneath."

His mother blushed and said, "Oh, that's nothing."

Pretty soon the father returned, and the mother went off to get a soda.
As soon as she had left the boy repeated his question.

"That's the elephant's trunk, son."

"Dad, I know what an elephant's trunk is. The thing at the other end."

"Oh, that's the elephant's tail."

"No. Down there."

The father took a good look and explained, "That's the elephant's
penis."

"Dad, how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?"

The man took a deep breath and replied, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."

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18++ 11 Jul 2005

Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He
spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his
shoulder, and he turned round to see a big black bear.

The black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death
or we have sex." Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore
for two weeks, Frank recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear
stood right next to him.

The grizzly said "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two
choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again,
Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would
take several months before Frank finally recovered.

Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly
and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his
shoulder. He turned round to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear said "Admit it, Frank, you don't really come here for the
hunting, do you?"

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18++ 8 Jul 2005

Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy when
he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked.
"Nope," Jimmy replied.
"Well did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked.
"Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?"
"No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mum and Dad's bedroom the
other night when they were on the job. Dad gave me his watch
to get rid of me."
Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely
jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself.
That night he waited outside his parents room until he heard the
unmistakeable noises of lovemaking. Johnny swung the door
wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught
in mid-stroke, turned and asked angrily; "What do you want now?"
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
"Well stand in the corner and keep quiet then," said his father,
returning to the job at hand.

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18++ 7 Jul 2005

A gay couple is driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at a stop
sign, they are rear ended by a big semi. Furious, the guy in the
passenger seat throws his purse on the seat, gets out of the car, goes
back to the truck and starts banging on the door.

The truck driver opens the door and the gay guy, standing there with his
hands on his hips, says, "I'm gonna sue your ass, Buddy!"

The truck driver, being a truck driver, laughs and says, "Suck my dick!"

The gay guy stands there for a second, then his eyes get real big and
his face just lights up. He runs back to the car, and says excitedly to
his lover, "You won't believe it, he wants to settle out of court!"

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18++ 6 Jul 2005

A Sailor walked into a bar, and noticed a horse, in a stall, at one end
of the bar. In a large bucket in front of the stall was a lot of money.
The guy asked, "What's with the horse and money?" THe bartender said,
"Anyone who puts $10 in the bucket and can make the horse laugh, will
win the money."

"Well," the guy said, "that ought to be easy enough." He went over to
the horse, whispered in his ear, and the horse busted out laughing. The
sailor took his money and left.

A few months later the same guy walked into the same bar, and there was
the same horse with the same bucket of money. The guy asked if the deal
was still the same. The bartender said,"No, ever since you were here
last, the horse hasn't stopped laughing, so now the deal is that if you
can make him cry, without touching him, you get the money."

"Well," the guy said, "that's easy too." He walked over to the horse,
entered the stall for a minute, did something, and the horse busted out
crying. The sailor took his money and started to go.

The bartender stopped him and said, "Now wait a minute. first you come
in here and make the horse laugh his head off, now you come in and he's
crying his eyes out. What did you say and do to that horse?"

The sailor replied, "Well the first time, I told him that my dick was
bigger than his. The second time, I showed him!"

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18++ 5 Jul 2005

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender brings his
beer, and says " None of my business, mister, but how come you got such
a small head?"

The guy sips his beer, and says, " Well, a few years back, I was
shipwrecked on a small island. After a couple of weeks of being there, I
found this bottle, and when I rubbed it a genie came out.

She said "For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three
wishes."

So, being shipwrecked, I wished to be rescued. "A ship is on its way"
she says.

Next, I wished to be rich.' You will have untold wealth when you return
home'.

Well, having been on the island alone for awhile, I wished to have sex
with the genie. She said, 'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to do that.'

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18++ 4 Jul 2005

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was
waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt
with matching tight leather boots and jacket.

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height
of the first step on the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she
reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make
the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't!

So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and
unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the
step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg
because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver
she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and
again was unable to make the step.

About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her
up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.

Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at
him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"

At this the Texan drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you
but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was
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