Tuesday, November 18, 2008

18++ 19 Nov 2008

Newspaper Ad
 
The following are ads that appeared in a newspaper over a period of four days - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
 
MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Pbone 948-0707 after 7 P.M.. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
 
TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred In R.D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 P.M."
 
WEDNESDAY Notice: R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale -- R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who loves with him."
 
THURSDAY Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit!
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

18++ 12 Nov 2008

Hammerin' Hank
 
On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, Leta thanks Henry for a wonderful evening.
 
"Oh, it's not over yet!" says Henry.
 
Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box.
 
She opens it in anticipation, "But what are these two little pills?"
 
"Aspirin," says Hank.
 
"But I don't have a headache," says Leta.
 
"There you are, I told you the evening wasn't over yet," says Hank.
 
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Tuesday, November 04, 2008

18++ 5 Nov 2008

The Order of Things
 
A modern mother is explaining to her little girl about pictures in the family photo album:
 
"This is the geneticist with your surrogate mother. and here's your sperm donor. and your father's clone. This is me holding you when you were just a frozen embryo."
 
The curious girl pointed to a woman in one of the photos and said, "Who is that lady?"
 
"Oh," explained the mom, "The lady with the very troubled look on her face is your aunt; she's a genealogist."
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