Tuesday, April 29, 2008

18++ 30 Apr 2008

Morty arrives home from work and as soon as he sets  foot in the house,

 

Sadie is on to him, telling him that their friend  Marvin has finally quit smoking.

 

"Imagine that, Morty," she says, "Someone who smoked 3  packs a day for 20 years has stopped  smoking all of a sudden. Now that's what I call will power - something that you definitely don't have."

 

But Sadie hadn't finished. "And that's not all. I hear  that Bernie, that drunken friend of yours, is finally giving up  drinking - another example of the kind of will power that you don't  have."

 

"OK, Sadie," said Morty, "you want to see will power, do you? Well here's will power. I am going to sleep in the spare room from now on. I am going to prove to you that I won't be affected at all by not sleeping with a woman."

 

Morty keeps to his word.

 

One night, when he had been sleeping alone  for a week, there is a knock on his bedroom door.

 

Morty shouts out, "What do you want?" Sadie replies, "Er... Marvin has  started smoking again."

 

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

18++ 23 Apr 2008

A Warm & Caring Hubby?
 
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
 
His wife asks, "What's that for?"
 
"It's for your headache", he replies
 
"But I don't have a headache", she states.
 
He replies, "Gotcha!"
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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

18++ 10 Apr 2008

Impeding Progress
Two lifelong friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local pub, when one said to the other:
 
"If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?"
 
"Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away!"
 
"Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?"
 
"It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied the second guy.
 
"What speech impediment?" inquired the baffled fellow.
 
"She can't say 'NO'!!!" exclaimed his friend.
 
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Thursday, April 03, 2008

18++ 4 Apr 2008

A Day at the Office

A man comes home from work with his daughter, whom he has just taken to work...

The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"

Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains:

"Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system, and is very efficient..."

"Oh," interupted the daughter. "I thought it was because her eyes close when you lay her down on the couch in your office."

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