18++ 13 Mar 2008

He Said, She Said

Priest: "I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband."

She said: "Who's gonna look?"

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He said: "You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

She said: "No, have you?"

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He said: "Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?"

She said: "Because the odds are greater that a man is a moron than he is blind."

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He said: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"

She said: "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

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He said: "Let's go out and have some fun tonight."

She said: "Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."

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18++ 7 Mar 2008

Bonehead Bill

Bill pilled onto a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife, Suzie, must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!"

"What makes you say that?" inquired the inquisitive barkeep.

"Well, last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the mailman came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, "Bill's home today!!! Bill's home today!!!"

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18++ 4 Mar 2008

Happy Holidays?

Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.

The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Rosie got pregnant.

Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Rosie got pregnant again."

Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?"

Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Rosie with me!"

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