18++ 13 Mar 2008

He Said, She Said

Priest: "I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband."

She said: "Who's gonna look?"

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He said: "You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

She said: "No, have you?"

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He said: "Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?"

She said: "Because the odds are greater that a man is a moron than he is blind."

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He said: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"

She said: "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

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He said: "Let's go out and have some fun tonight."

She said: "Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."

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