18++ 25 July 2005

A pretty young lady goes to the doctor. "Doctor, my husband doesn't want
to have sex with me. He is so cold!"

"You need to turn him on", says the doctor, "try wearing a nice dress.
Put on some soft music and open a good bottle of wine."

A week later...

"Doctor, I did what you said, but nothing happened!"

"Mhhh. I recommend that you watch some XXX rated movies with him, and
talk dirty to him while he is watching the movies."

A week later...

"Doctor, again, nothing!"

"OK. I will give you these pills. Give him one disolved in water in the
morning. The pills will have an efect in one to three days. These pills
never fail."

The young lady went home and in the morning disolved two pills in water,
because she thought one was to little.

One week later...

"Doctor. After two days nothing happened, but the third day, as we were
having dinner, he suddenly threw all the cups and dishes off of the
table, then puts me on the table, takes all my clothes off and then
makes passionate love to me! Its the best sex we have had in years!"

"Oh, i'm glad to hear that, you must be very happy."

"Yes", says the young lady, "but we cant ever go back to that
restaurant!"

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