18++ 13 July 2005

There was this little boy that lived in the country. One day he walked
through a farmers yard with duct tape under his arm, and the farmer
asked, "Where you going boy?"

The little boy answered, "I am going to catch me a duck." The farmer
said, "You know, you can't catch a duck with duck tape." The little boy
continued to walk on, and a little later the boy came back through with
2 ducks under his arm. The farmer just looked at him in amazement. The
same boy came back through the same farmers yard the next day with
chicken wire under his arm and the farmer asked, "What are you doing now
boy?"

The boy replied, "I am gonna catch me a chicken". The farmer said, "You
can't catch a chicken with chicken wire!" The little boy continued on
his way, and a little later the boy came back with a chicken under his
arm and the farmer just stood in awe.

The same boy came through the same farmers yard the next day with a
bunch of pussy willows under his arm the farmer said, "I am not gonna
ask. I know what your going after, and I'm going with you!"

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