18++ 28 Jun 2005

One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartment
building was out on her balcony, flapping the bedsheets to air them
out, when suddenly a great gust of wind caught the sheets and sent her
over the edge, plummeting to a sure death..."Oh, shit!" the woman
thought, "what a stupid way to die."

Without warning, a man on the 10th floor balcony stuck his arms out
into the air, catching the woman. Delirious from shock, the woman
shouted "Oh, thank you! You saved my life, thank you!"

The man replied "Do you suck?"

Stunned at this, the woman said "No, I don't suck!"

And with that, the man let go of her in the air. "Shit!" the woman
thought as she began to plummet again. Suddenly, another set of man's
arms grabbed her on the 9th floor.

"Thank God!" she screamed. " I would have died except for that!"

The man asked "Do you fuck?"

Absolutely aghast at the question, the woman answered "No, I don't
fuck!"

Once again, the arms that held her safe were no longer there. Falling
again, the woman thought that she would surely die. Just then, a set of
arms stretched out from the 7th floor. Not believing her luck, the
woman shouted "I suck! I fuck!"

"Slut..." the man said...and dropped her.

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