18++ 16 Jun 2005

A guy goes to the tattoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to
put a $100 bill on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and
asks the man why he wants to do this.

The man replies, "I have my reasons which I would rather not tell
right now".

So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is
anxious with curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his
penis. So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason
why and says that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid for
the tattoo if he would just tell the reason for putting a $100 bill
on his willie.

So, the man consents and offers these three reasons:
"First, I like to play with my money.
Second, I like to watch my money grow.
And third, and most importantly,
the next time my wife wants to blow $100, she can stay home to do it!

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