Thursday, June 09, 2005

18++ 9 Jun 2005

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?" "No, Chris, he went to the store." "Well, do you
mind if I wait?" "No, come on in."

They sit down and the friend says, "You know Sara, you have the greatest
breasts I've ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see
one." Sara thinks about this for a second and figures, what the hell, a
hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows him one.
He thanks her and promptly throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says, " They are just so
beautiful! I've got to see them both. I'll give you another hundred if I
could just see them both together."

Sara says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long
look. Chris thanks her and throws another hundred bucks on the table and
says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird
friend Chris came over." Tony thinks about this for a second and says,
"Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

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