18++ 6 Jun 2005

On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the
passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady
stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was
sexually harassed!" The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but
promised he would check into it soon.

Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a
second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I
believe I was sexually harassed!" This time, he knew it had to be taken
care of soon. A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided
to
go back and question them, to see if they had any knowledge of what was
going on.

He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor underneath the
seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, could I help
you?" The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can.
I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd located it
twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine's parted on the
side!"

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