18++ 3 Jun 2005

Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have
certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise
happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or
offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at
the Grand Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant. Sincerely, Your
Husband

I'll be home before midnight.

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:

Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive
this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool
boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes
into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore don't wait up. Your
Wife

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