Wednesday, June 08, 2005

18++ 8 Jun 2005

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten
out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her
daughter constantly calls her and urges her to get back into the world.

Finally, Sadie agrees to go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter
immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after
dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the
Catskills. And we know what that means.

One room and the normal follow up to that. Their first night there she
undresses. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties.
He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks "Why the panties?"

She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky
that night. The following night the same scenario. Her standing there
with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he
has an erection on which he has a black condom.

She looks at him and asks, "What's with this... a black condom?"

He replies, "I'm going to offer my condolences."

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