18++ 20 Jun 2005

The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School:

10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for
virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.

9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc..., school
just sucks.

8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school
you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot
stronger.

7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.

6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives
people to drink.

5. Sex releives stress, school is the cause of
stress.

4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with
sex.

3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished
something.

2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a
hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of
dollars in tuition.

And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than
school is.........

1. At least you have a choice whether or not you
want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you
regardless!!!

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