18++ 21 Jun 2005

A lady with a prize-winning schnauzer figured that he was going deaf.
He
wouldn't come when she called. When she took him out for a walk he
wouldn't heel like he had been taught to do. As a matter of fact, when
the dog wasn't looking and she called him, he acted like he didn't hear
her at all. So she took him to the vet.

The vet looked the dog over and gave him a complete physical. He told
the lady, "There's nothing wrong with your dog at all. Look here. He has
excessive hair growing in his ears, which led you to believe that he is
deaf. He can't hear you, but he isn't deaf. You can treat this with a
depilatory. I haven't got any in stock, but you can get some 'Neet' or
'Nair' at your local pharmacy. This will work just as well as the doggy
brand will."

So the lady went to the nearest store and picked up a small bottle of
Nair and looked over the instructions. There was nothing on the carton
that related to her dog so she took it to the druggist and asked his
advice. "How do I apply this product", she asked. "Do I put it on right
out of the bottle or do I dilute it or what?"

The druggist said, "For your legs, put it on straight. Right out of the
bottle. For your underarms, I recommend that you dilute it 50-50 with
water."

She said, "I don't think that you understand. It's for my schnauzer."

"Oh," said the druggist. "In that case, I suggest that you dilute it 3
to 1 with water. And by the way, I wouldn't ride a bicycle for a few
days."

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