18++ 6 Jul 2005

A Sailor walked into a bar, and noticed a horse, in a stall, at one end
of the bar. In a large bucket in front of the stall was a lot of money.
The guy asked, "What's with the horse and money?" THe bartender said,
"Anyone who puts $10 in the bucket and can make the horse laugh, will
win the money."

"Well," the guy said, "that ought to be easy enough." He went over to
the horse, whispered in his ear, and the horse busted out laughing. The
sailor took his money and left.

A few months later the same guy walked into the same bar, and there was
the same horse with the same bucket of money. The guy asked if the deal
was still the same. The bartender said,"No, ever since you were here
last, the horse hasn't stopped laughing, so now the deal is that if you
can make him cry, without touching him, you get the money."

"Well," the guy said, "that's easy too." He walked over to the horse,
entered the stall for a minute, did something, and the horse busted out
crying. The sailor took his money and started to go.

The bartender stopped him and said, "Now wait a minute. first you come
in here and make the horse laugh his head off, now you come in and he's
crying his eyes out. What did you say and do to that horse?"

The sailor replied, "Well the first time, I told him that my dick was
bigger than his. The second time, I showed him!"

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