18++ 4 Jul 2005

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was
waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt
with matching tight leather boots and jacket.

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height
of the first step on the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she
reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make
the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't!

So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and
unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the
step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg
because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver
she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and
again was unable to make the step.

About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her
up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.

Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at
him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"

At this the Texan drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you
but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was
friends."

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