18++ 11 Jul 2005

Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He
spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his
shoulder, and he turned round to see a big black bear.

The black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death
or we have sex." Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore
for two weeks, Frank recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear
stood right next to him.

The grizzly said "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two
choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again,
Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would
take several months before Frank finally recovered.

Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly
and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his
shoulder. He turned round to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear said "Admit it, Frank, you don't really come here for the
hunting, do you?"

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