18++ 8 Jul 2005

Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy when
he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked.
"Nope," Jimmy replied.
"Well did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked.
"Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?"
"No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mum and Dad's bedroom the
other night when they were on the job. Dad gave me his watch
to get rid of me."
Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely
jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself.
That night he waited outside his parents room until he heard the
unmistakeable noises of lovemaking. Johnny swung the door
wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught
in mid-stroke, turned and asked angrily; "What do you want now?"
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
"Well stand in the corner and keep quiet then," said his father,
returning to the job at hand.

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