18++ 14 July 2005

Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she was
being given the guided tour by a senior consultant they passed a room
where you could see a man masturbating wildly through the window.

Of course the Queen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as
to why these activities were allowed in

the hospital. "Ah." said the Doctor. "Now although it is perhaps
unfortunate that you should have witnessed that, in fact that poor
patient is suffering from a very debilitating condition. He produces so
much semen that unless he gets rid of it 4 times a day his testicles
will explode."

"Oh." said her Majesty. "Well, in that case I suppose it's
understandable."

A little further on down the corridor they passed another room. The door
was open, and through it you could see a nurse who was clearly giving a
patient a blow job.

"Goodness Gracious!" shrieked HM. "I demand an explanation for this kind
of sordid goings-on!"

"Ah." Said the Doctor. "Same problem, better health plan."

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