18++ 29 July 2005

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look
how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two
hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me
McGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see
how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin'
back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do
they call me McGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do
ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built
that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do
they call me McGregor- the-Pier-Builder? Nooo...

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is
paying attention. "But ya fuck one goat . . . "

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