18++ 27 July 2005

With many games like tennis being played by both men
and women (mixed doubles) - the day is not far off when cricket is
played by both men and women together....

When that happens, the commentary COULD be like this:

"She walks in and takes her position. She makes sure that
she is mentally prepared for the long session that she is to endure
without wearing out.

His objective was to wear her out. He could go on for hours
without getting tired. He had this practice of rubbing the balls
against his pants before he started. It was his way of making
sure that the balls were sufficiently lubricated so that they slide
gently over the field. Now he looks like he is sufficiently charged.

He comes in and without much ado, she wields the bat. She
looks like she is ready to take him. She tightens her grip of the
bat, squeezing it and moving it up and down.

He tries to take charge by coming into her with full force.
But then, she takes full control of the proceedings, effortlessly
stroking him over point and deep fine leg.

As time elapses and she keeps stroking him, she realizes
that he is getting harder and harder and more difficult to stop. It
gets really hot and both of them are really sweating it out.

She has a wierd position and faces him with her legs spread
apart. He consistently finds the gap between her legs. Every now and
then he taunts her by asking "Howzzat?".

Her control over the whole situation isn't as good as she would
like it to be. She was loosing her strength. She wanted to adjust
her position before he came. She knew that he was gonna come anytime
then. To heighten her misery, she wasn't wearing any protective
guard.

But, there was nothing she could do about it now. Finally, the
inevitable had to happen. It was more of an accident than an
accident.

She was bed-ridden for the next 10 months and all she could
think of was the day of the delivery."

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