18++ 1 Nov 2006

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station,
was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of
schedule, at 2 in the morning.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the
bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily sat
up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug
store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting
headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room,
he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the
druggist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"

"Yeah, so?" said the officer.

"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the Fire Chief?"

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18++ 31 Oct 2006

Ma and Pa are sitting on the front porch swing, rocking. Pa says to Ma,
"Screw you Ma."

A minute goes by, and Ma says to Pa, "Screw you Pa."

Again, a minute goes by, and Pa says to Ma, "Screw you Ma."

Another minute goes by, and Ma says to Pa, "Screw you Pa."

Yet another minute goes by, and Pa says to Ma, "Screw you Ma."

A minute later, Ma says to Pa, "Screw you Pa."

A couple of minutes go by, and Pa says to Ma, "I don't know about you
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18++ 30 Oct 2006

One-Liners Of Women
Why did God give men penises?
So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
Marriage.

Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers will go away.

What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
Its Braille for "suck here".

Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than to
improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year
old doesn't?
Her navel.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?
Lipstick.

What's a wife?
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why do women have tits?
So men will talk to them.

Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Money.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.

Why do women have periods?
They deserve them.

Why did God make man first?
He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you
done wrong?
Made her chain too long.

Why was the woman crossing the road?
Who cares! What's she doing out of the kitchen?

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 5 years your job will still suck.

Why can't you trust woman?
How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

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18++ 27 Oct 2006

A man is having problems with his penis, which certainly had seen better
times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry,
but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your penis is burned out. You
only have 30 erections left in your penis."

The man walks home, deeply depressed. His wife is waiting for him at the
front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He
tells her what the doctor told him.

She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make
a list!"

He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your
name isn't on it."

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18++ 26 Oct 2006

The medics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the
night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him
all night and morning and finally discharge him to ICU, where therapy
continues.

After a couple of days, Mr. Steinberg's physician comes into his room
and says, "Sol, I'm happy to tell you that you are completely well. You
have the heart function that you did when you were a fifteen-year-old
lad. We're going to send you home tomorrow. You don't have to worry
about your heart; do any physical exercise that you like."

Mr. Steinberg goes home and that evening is talking with his wife.
"Doris, you'll never believe it! I'm completely well. I have no worries
with my heart. Tonight, Darling, you and I are going to make love like
you've never had before - wild, passionate sex! You'll love it!"

Doris thinks for a minute and says, "I don't know, Sol. I've heard about
active sex and heart conditions. I don't want it to be on my conscience
if you die while we are making love. Maybe, just maybe, if your doctor
wrote a note to me saying that everything was okay, maybe I would have
such sex with you."

Mr. Steinberg was dejected, but the next day he was in his doctor's
office. His doctor tells him, "Sure, sure, Sol, no problem, I'll write
the note. Let's see, here's my prescription pad: 'Mr. Sol Steinberg, a
patient of mine, has the heart function of a fifteen-year-old lad, and
can have mad, passionate, adventurous sex any time that he so desires,
signed, Dr. Aaron Katz.' Now, I'll just address this. By the way, Sol,
what's your wife's first name?"

"Uh, Doctor, could you just make that, 'To Whom It May Concern'?"

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18++ 19 Oct 2006

A man goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance
problem. Can you help me?"

"Oh, that's not a problem anymore!" announces the proud physician. "They
just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick!
You take some pills and your problems are history." So, the doctor gives
the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.

A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the
street.

"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you!
This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!"

"Well, I'm glad to hear that," says the pleased physician. "What does
your wife think about it?"

"Wife?" asks the man. "I haven't been home yet."

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18++ 18 Oct 2006

Guy goes into a bar. Bartender says "what'll ya have, fella?"

Guy says: "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-scotch n-n-n-n-n-n s-s-s-s-s-soda."

Barkeep fills the order, hands it to the guy, who says "th-th-th-
th-th-thanks."

Barkeep leans over the counter, motions to the guy, looks left & right,
and whispers "Friend, I know this ain't none of my business, but you
know, I used to stutter a whole lot. But my wife found the cure. You
interested?"

"Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sure" says the Guy. Barkeep looks again, left & right.

"My wife heard about this cure: she performed all *kinds* of magical,
passionate, kinky sex on me and with me and I was cured right then and
there."

Guy thanks the bartender, tips him generously, and leaves.

A week later the guy comes back into the bar.

"What'll it be tonight, Friend?" asks the barkeep.

Guy: "Yes, my good man, would you please mix for me one of your
stupendous Scotch and Sodas, please?"

Barkeep: "Sure thing, Friend, and your speech is incredible. Glad to see
you got rid of your stuttering"

Guy: "Thank you, kind sir. And may I say that you have a very nice
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18++ 17 Oct 2006

The newlyweds were suffering from exhaustion and after an examination,
their doctor advised, "It's not unusual for young people to overdo
things during the first weeks of marriage. What you both need is rest.
For the next month I want you to limit your sex life to those days of
the week with an "R" in them. That is, Thursday, Friday and Saturday."

Since the end of the week was approaching the newlyweds had no immediate
difficulty following the medico's orders. But on the first night of
scheduled rest the young bride found herself eager as a beaver.

Hubby fell asleep, but she tossed and turned and finally nudged her
spouse into partial wakefulness.

Expecting daylight, and confused with the darkness, he asked, "What day
is it honey?"

She looks at him with a gleam in her eyes and says, "Mondray."

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A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so
she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH.
QUALIFICATIONS: 1) WON'T BEAT ME UP 2) WON'T RUN AWAY 3) HAS TO BE GREAT
IN BED For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was
ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail:
none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a
man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, "your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams.
I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run
away."

"Well then", she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in
bed?"

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A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice
neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a nude couple making love
out on the lawn.

Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree.

Then another couple behind some bushes by the house. He walked up to the
door of the house and knocked.

A well-dressed woman answered the door and the man asked what kind of a
place this was. "This is a brothel," replied the madam.

"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.

"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."

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18++ 12 Oct 2006

As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time
they have sex, the husband put his pocket change into a china piggy bank
on the bedside table.

One night, while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the
bank to the floor where it smashed. To his surprise, among the masses of
coins, there were handfuls of five and ten dollar bills.

He asks his wife what's up.

"Well," she replied, "not everyone is as cheap as you are."

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18++ 10 Oct 2006

Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play raquetball.
Suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his
head and passes the three women.

He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my
husband," she says.

He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's
not my husband either," she says, also not recognizing the unit.

He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.
"Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club."

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18++ 9 Oct 2006

3 Ways To Die
There was a German, an American and a Polock on death row. The Warden
gave them a choice of three ways to die:

To be shot
To be hung
To be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." "Boom" He was dead
instantly. Then the American said, "Just hang me." "Snap" He was dead.

Then the Pollock said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him
his shot and he fell down laughing, the guards looked at each other and
wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Pollock said give me another one of those shots, so the guards
did, now he was laughing so hard he almost was peeing his pants. So
finally the Warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

The Pollock replied "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a condom.

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18++ 5 Oct 2006

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and
she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young
boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but
don't let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to
like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand
between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do
that."

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to
get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that,
but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and
could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old
lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family.

When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his
family."

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18++ 4 Oct 2006

A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200
up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue
negligee, when the fire alarms rings!

She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly
grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building,
but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.

By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did
you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her
hand?"

The fireman says, "No!"

The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."

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18++ 3 Oct 2006

Three friends decided to visit a prostitute -- a white guy, a black guy,
and a Jew. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal.

"You can pay by the inch."

When the white man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she
charge you?"

"$75 dollars," said the first.

The blackguy goes in and returns with a fee of $95. The first two were
proud of their prowess.

The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask
the first two.

"20 dollars", replies the Jew. The first two start laughing
hysterically.

"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way
out."

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