18++ 26 Oct 2006

The medics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the
night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him
all night and morning and finally discharge him to ICU, where therapy
continues.

After a couple of days, Mr. Steinberg's physician comes into his room
and says, "Sol, I'm happy to tell you that you are completely well. You
have the heart function that you did when you were a fifteen-year-old
lad. We're going to send you home tomorrow. You don't have to worry
about your heart; do any physical exercise that you like."

Mr. Steinberg goes home and that evening is talking with his wife.
"Doris, you'll never believe it! I'm completely well. I have no worries
with my heart. Tonight, Darling, you and I are going to make love like
you've never had before - wild, passionate sex! You'll love it!"

Doris thinks for a minute and says, "I don't know, Sol. I've heard about
active sex and heart conditions. I don't want it to be on my conscience
if you die while we are making love. Maybe, just maybe, if your doctor
wrote a note to me saying that everything was okay, maybe I would have
such sex with you."

Mr. Steinberg was dejected, but the next day he was in his doctor's
office. His doctor tells him, "Sure, sure, Sol, no problem, I'll write
the note. Let's see, here's my prescription pad: 'Mr. Sol Steinberg, a
patient of mine, has the heart function of a fifteen-year-old lad, and
can have mad, passionate, adventurous sex any time that he so desires,
signed, Dr. Aaron Katz.' Now, I'll just address this. By the way, Sol,
what's your wife's first name?"

"Uh, Doctor, could you just make that, 'To Whom It May Concern'?"

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