18++ 18 Oct 2006

Guy goes into a bar. Bartender says "what'll ya have, fella?"

Guy says: "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-scotch n-n-n-n-n-n s-s-s-s-s-soda."

Barkeep fills the order, hands it to the guy, who says "th-th-th-
th-th-thanks."

Barkeep leans over the counter, motions to the guy, looks left & right,
and whispers "Friend, I know this ain't none of my business, but you
know, I used to stutter a whole lot. But my wife found the cure. You
interested?"

"Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sure" says the Guy. Barkeep looks again, left & right.

"My wife heard about this cure: she performed all *kinds* of magical,
passionate, kinky sex on me and with me and I was cured right then and
there."

Guy thanks the bartender, tips him generously, and leaves.

A week later the guy comes back into the bar.

"What'll it be tonight, Friend?" asks the barkeep.

Guy: "Yes, my good man, would you please mix for me one of your
stupendous Scotch and Sodas, please?"

Barkeep: "Sure thing, Friend, and your speech is incredible. Glad to see
you got rid of your stuttering"

Guy: "Thank you, kind sir. And may I say that you have a very nice
house."

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