18++ 16 Oct 2006

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so
she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH.
QUALIFICATIONS: 1) WON'T BEAT ME UP 2) WON'T RUN AWAY 3) HAS TO BE GREAT
IN BED For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was
ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail:
none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a
man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, "your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams.
I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run
away."

"Well then", she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in
bed?"

To which he replied, "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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