18++ 9 Oct 2006

3 Ways To Die
There was a German, an American and a Polock on death row. The Warden
gave them a choice of three ways to die:

To be shot
To be hung
To be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." "Boom" He was dead
instantly. Then the American said, "Just hang me." "Snap" He was dead.

Then the Pollock said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him
his shot and he fell down laughing, the guards looked at each other and
wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Pollock said give me another one of those shots, so the guards
did, now he was laughing so hard he almost was peeing his pants. So
finally the Warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

The Pollock replied "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a condom.

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