18++ 19 Sep 2006

A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency
of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often
someone has sex.

To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes
down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the
person's smile, the therapist is able to guess accurately until he comes
to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear.

"Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says
no. "Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no. "Twice a week?" "No."
"Twice a month?" "No."

The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year".

The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks the man,
"What the heck are you so happy about?"

The man answers, "Tonight's the night!"

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