18++ 11 Sep 2006

Sign Language
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man
realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is
the rake?"

She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his
eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife
is not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures, mouthing
"EYE KNEE - THE RAKE."

The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points
to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her
butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one.
Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What in the heck was that?"

She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"

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