18++ 29 Sep 2006

Joseph was very depressed. He ran into his friend Jon. Jon asked him
what was wrong.

"I'm just depressed and can't get over the fact that I have three
balls."

"Three balls? You're DEPRESSED? Son, we can make a *fortune* with this!"
Jon exclaimed.

"How do we do that?"

"We go from bar to bar, and bet everyone that between you and the
bartender you've got five balls. It can't miss!"

Joseph brightens up and off they go. They get to the first bar, make
friends with some of the strangers at the bar, then made the
annoucement,

"I'll bet anyone that between the bartender and my friend Joseph,
they've got five balls." Jon announced.

Almost everyone rushed up to place their bets.

Jon turned to the bartender and said, "You don't mind if we use you on
this, do you?"

The bartender said, "Not at all. In fact, I'm very impressed."

"Yeah?" Jon asked, "How come?"

"Well, I've never met a man with 4 balls before. I've only got one."

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