18++ 20 Sep 2006

Stupid Alligator Trick
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return
for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped
his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The
gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man
grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its
head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals -
unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free
drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
who's willing to give it a try".

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of
the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.

"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the
beer bottle"

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