18++ 30 Nov 2004

Three guys, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub.
They all suffer from a severe stutter. "What's it to be ?" asks the
stunningly beautiful landlady.

"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi.................." says the
Englishman. Up steps the Irishman.

"Threeee p pints of of of of gui gui gui gui................."

Then the Scotsman tries.

"Th th th th th th th th th th th th th th......................."

"Oh bugger this !" says the beautiful landlady and walks away to serve
someone else. She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready
to order yet.

"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi", stutters the Englishman. "Three
pints of gui gui gui gui........." tries Paddy. And then Scotty starts "Th
th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th...........".

"Look" says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet, "If any one of you can
tell me where you live without stuttering I'll let you shag me!"

Quite confident that no one will win, she turns to the Englishman.

"Where do you live?"

"M M M M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch."

"No. You lose." says the beautiful landlady. Turning to the Scotsman, she
asks,
"Where do you live Scotty?", trying not to laugh.

"E E E E E Ed Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edinb."

"Sorry, you lose." says the gorgeous woman. "And Paddy, where do you live?"
she

purrs at the Irishman.

"London" blurts out the Irishman.

"Oh. Bugger!" says the landlady.

A great cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady reluctantly takes him by
the hand and leads him upstairs. Once in the bedroom she strips to her
underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a voluptous bosom. Finaly
she slides off her panties then climbs into bed. Paddy with concentration
furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes for glory, and then, right at the
climaxing stroke, he suddenly screams out "...........- D D D D D Derry!!"

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18++ 24 Nov 2004

A father and his three beautiful, blonde, daughters went into a hotel to stay
for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good
looking bell boy.

The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the
bell boy if he did anything at all with them. So the bell boy minded his own
business and ignored the girls.

While he was working ever so diligently, the eldest daughter goes up to him and
says, "If you don't do it with me in bed, I will pour red juice on the sheets of
my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

Fearing for his life, he did it with her.

Then he saw the beautiful middle daughter in the hallway and she too walked over
to him and said, "If you don't do it with me, I'll pour red juice on my bed and
tell my father that you popped my cherry."

Again fearing for his life, he agreed.

Later that evening the youngest blonde daughter saw him. She walked up to him
and said, "If you don't have sex with me, I'll pour green juice all over the bed
and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

"Green juice?" He asked. "Why Green?"

She replied, "Because my cherry is not ripe yet, duh."

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18++ 22 Nov 2004

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and
sit at a Palm Reader's table.

Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love
line and tell your romantic future."

Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said,
"I can see that you have no girlfriend."

"That's true," said Paul.

"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"

"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this
from my love line?"

"Love line? No, from the calluses."


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18++ 19 Nov 2004

The third grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class:
"Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow/And everywhere
that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go." She explained that this was
an example of poetry, but could be changed to prose by changing the last
line from "the lamb was sure to go" to "the lamb went with her." A few
days later she asked for an example of poetry or prose. Johnny raised
his hand and recited, "Mary had a little pig, an ornery little runt/He
stuck his nose in Mary's clothes, and smelled her little--" he stopped
and asked the teacher if she wanted poetry or prose. "Prose!" the
teacher said weakly. So Johnny said, "Asshole."

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18++ 18 Nov 2004

There's these three guys, best friends since childhood...
One of them is dating an absolutely stunning babe, and is
always bragging to his buddies about the sex they have.
Then one day, for who knows what reason, the guy decides
that he's getting tired of the lovely lady, he needs some
new thrills in his life, and pulls a complete 180, declaring
he's gay.
"Damn," his friends say, "you know that you're probably
going to get AIDS and die!"
Hey, I'll take my chances," he says. "I just needed some
kind of change, and wow, did I find it!"
Well, to make a long story short, in a couple years he
indeed contracts AIDS, and is told he only has a few
months left. As he's lying on his death-bed, he calls his
old friends together one last time.
"Guys," he gasps, "you've got to promise me one last thing."
"Sure," say his mates. "What can we do for you?"
"When I'm dead and buried, will you make sure I have the
nicest tombstone you can find?" he asks. "And will you make
sure something's written on it that everyone will remember me
for?"
They promise him, and with one final gasp, he exits - stage left.
(dead, you dodo's!)
But remembering their promise, his friends found a beautiful
granite stone, and had it engraved:
Ashes To Ashes,
Dust To Dust,
If You'd Stuck To Pussy,
You'd Still Be With Us.

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18++ 17 Nov 2004

Three men were on the top of the Empire State Building. They started
arguing about who had the largest love rod. One of them said, "Well,
lets all hang our dongs off this here bilden and see which one of 'em
goes down the farthest." The first one whips his out. "Five stories,
beat that." The second one stuggles to pull his out. "Ten stories!
Ha." The third one pulls his out and drops it over the edge. He is
standing there for a while and then he starts dancing around. The other
two look at him like he's lost it and one of them says, "Jerome, whatthe
hell you doin?" The third replies, "Dodgin traffic."

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18++ 16 Nov 2004

THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahh, it's cute.

3. Stop fingering me and fuck me.

4. I'm sorry.

5. Who circumcised you?

6. Why don't we just cuddle?

7. You know they have surgery to fix that.

8. It's more fun to look at.

9. Make it dance.

10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.

11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?

12. It looks like a nightcrawler.

13. Wow, and your feet are so big.

14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.

15. It's OK, we'll work around it.

16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?

17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.

18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

19. Oh no, a flash headache.

20. (giggle and point)

21. Can I be honest with you?

22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.

23. Let me go get my tweezers.

24. How sweet, you brought incense.

25. This explains your car.

26. You must be a growing boy.

27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.

29. Are you one of those pygmies?

30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?

31. Ever hear of Clearasil?

32. All right, a treasure hunt!

33. I didn't know they came that small.

34. Why is God punishing you?

35. At least this won'tt take long.

36. Let's just stick with your hand.

37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.

38. How interesting.

39. I never saw one like that before.

40. What do you call this?

41. But it still works right?

42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.

43. It looks so unused.

44. Do you take steroids?

45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.

46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.

48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

49. Let me know when you're done.

50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.

51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?

52. Aww, it's hiding.

53. Are you cold?

54. If you get me real drunk first.

55. Is that an optical illusion?

56. What is that?

57. Does thiis run in your family?

58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.

59. Were you neutered?

60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

61. Does it come with an air pump?

62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
personality.

63. Where are the puppet strings?

64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.

65. Deep throat???

66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.

67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?

68. Do I hang my hat on it?

69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!

70. Don't hold back.

71. Nevermind, why bother.

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18++ 11 Nov 2004

The father was fuming and berated his son for being expelled
from his alma mater, a prestigious military academy.
"They wouldn't have caught me at all." simpered the gay cadet
"If I hadn't attempted to switch Majors."
- - - - -

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speed skater who developed a shoe fetish. Seems he was always
getting off on the wrong foot.

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18++ 10 Nov 2004

BIRTH CONTROL (THIS IS TOO MUCH)
After having their 11th child, Laloo & Rabri decided that was enough. So
then Laloo went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not
want

any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a Diwali bomb,
light it, put it in a empty Coke can,then hold the can up
to his ear and count to 10. Laloo said to the doctor,
"I'm the smartest man in Bihar, but I don't see how
putting a Diwali atom bomb in a Coke can next
to my ear is going to help me with my problem."
So the couple drove to Delhi
to get a second opinion.
The Delhi physician was just about to tell them
about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed by
their Medical records that they were from Bihar.
This doctor instead told Laloo to go home and get
a Diwali atom bomb, light it,place it in a Coke can
and hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians knew what they were
talking about and couldn't be wrong, Laloo went home,
lit a atom bomb, put it in a coke can.
He held it up to his ear and began to count with his
fingers on his left hand : "1,2,3, 4,5" At which point
he paused, placed the coke can between his legs
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18++ 8 Nov 2004

It's no wonder the French have always been considered good
lovers. I just found out that one of the required classes in
junior high school is "Tongue Fu".
- - - - -

The teen couple ended their date at her house. She invited
the boy in, since it was early. As he sat down on the sofa she
said, "Would you like to have a lil' drink ?"
He grinned & replied, "I'd like to have a little -- period."
"How very convenient." she mused. "'Cause that's exactly
what I'm having."

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18++ 4 Nov 2004

Three men were in heaven discussing how they died.

The first man said, "I died of cancer."

The second man said, "I died of Tuberculosis."

The third man said, "I died of seenus."

The first two men asked, "Do you mean sinus?"

The third man said, "No, I mean seenus. I was out
with my best friend's wife and he seen us!"

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18++ 2 Nov 2004

25th Anniversary ****
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.

As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks
the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was
going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to screw your brains out, and
suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

shared by Prashant

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