18++ 24 Nov 2004
A father and his three beautiful, blonde, daughters went into a hotel to stay
for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good
looking bell boy.
The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the
bell boy if he did anything at all with them. So the bell boy minded his own
business and ignored the girls.
While he was working ever so diligently, the eldest daughter goes up to him and
says, "If you don't do it with me in bed, I will pour red juice on the sheets of
my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."
Fearing for his life, he did it with her.
Then he saw the beautiful middle daughter in the hallway and she too walked over
to him and said, "If you don't do it with me, I'll pour red juice on my bed and
tell my father that you popped my cherry."
Again fearing for his life, he agreed.
Later that evening the youngest blonde daughter saw him. She walked up to him
and said, "If you don't have sex with me, I'll pour green juice all over the bed
and tell my father that you popped my cherry."
"Green juice?" He asked. "Why Green?"
She replied, "Because my cherry is not ripe yet, duh."
------------------------------------------------------------------
YOUR 18++, IS JUST A BLOG AWAY @
http://18plusplus.blogspot.com/
SUBSCRIBE/UNSUBSCRIBE FOR THIS MAILING LIST @
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/18PlusPlus
ALSO PLAYING AT A MAILING LIST NEAR YOU ::
QUOTATION OF THE DAY
--------------------
They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But they
never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from the world
of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great leaders.
Join the Quote A Day mailing list @
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/QuotationOfTheDay
Or simply Blog it @
http://quotationoftheday.blogspot.com/
JOKE OF THE DAY
----------------
As wise men say, a joke a day keeps the doctor away. So step into the health
zone by sharing a hearty laugh. A variety of jokes that are ludicrous and
trivial, witty and wacky, spontaneous and sportive. Wishing you a laugh riot.
Join the Joke of the Day mailing list @
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/JokeOfTheDay
Or simply go Blogging @
http://joketimefolks.blogspot.com/
WORTH READING
-------------
Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of wisdom
that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to question the
priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/WorthReading
Or simply go Blogging @
http://readingtimefolks.blogspot.com/
for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good
looking bell boy.
The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the
bell boy if he did anything at all with them. So the bell boy minded his own
business and ignored the girls.
While he was working ever so diligently, the eldest daughter goes up to him and
says, "If you don't do it with me in bed, I will pour red juice on the sheets of
my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."
Fearing for his life, he did it with her.
Then he saw the beautiful middle daughter in the hallway and she too walked over
to him and said, "If you don't do it with me, I'll pour red juice on my bed and
tell my father that you popped my cherry."
Again fearing for his life, he agreed.
Later that evening the youngest blonde daughter saw him. She walked up to him
and said, "If you don't have sex with me, I'll pour green juice all over the bed
and tell my father that you popped my cherry."
"Green juice?" He asked. "Why Green?"
She replied, "Because my cherry is not ripe yet, duh."
------------------------------------------------------------------
YOUR 18++, IS JUST A BLOG AWAY @
http://18plusplus.blogspot.com/
SUBSCRIBE/UNSUBSCRIBE FOR THIS MAILING LIST @
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/18PlusPlus
ALSO PLAYING AT A MAILING LIST NEAR YOU ::
QUOTATION OF THE DAY
--------------------
They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But they
never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from the world
of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great leaders.
Join the Quote A Day mailing list @
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/QuotationOfTheDay
Or simply Blog it @
http://quotationoftheday.blogspot.com/
JOKE OF THE DAY
----------------
As wise men say, a joke a day keeps the doctor away. So step into the health
zone by sharing a hearty laugh. A variety of jokes that are ludicrous and
trivial, witty and wacky, spontaneous and sportive. Wishing you a laugh riot.
Join the Joke of the Day mailing list @
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/JokeOfTheDay
Or simply go Blogging @
http://joketimefolks.blogspot.com/
WORTH READING
-------------
Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of wisdom
that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to question the
priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/WorthReading
Or simply go Blogging @
http://readingtimefolks.blogspot.com/
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home