18++ 18 Nov 2004

There's these three guys, best friends since childhood...
One of them is dating an absolutely stunning babe, and is
always bragging to his buddies about the sex they have.
Then one day, for who knows what reason, the guy decides
that he's getting tired of the lovely lady, he needs some
new thrills in his life, and pulls a complete 180, declaring
he's gay.
"Damn," his friends say, "you know that you're probably
going to get AIDS and die!"
Hey, I'll take my chances," he says. "I just needed some
kind of change, and wow, did I find it!"
Well, to make a long story short, in a couple years he
indeed contracts AIDS, and is told he only has a few
months left. As he's lying on his death-bed, he calls his
old friends together one last time.
"Guys," he gasps, "you've got to promise me one last thing."
"Sure," say his mates. "What can we do for you?"
"When I'm dead and buried, will you make sure I have the
nicest tombstone you can find?" he asks. "And will you make
sure something's written on it that everyone will remember me
for?"
They promise him, and with one final gasp, he exits - stage left.
(dead, you dodo's!)
But remembering their promise, his friends found a beautiful
granite stone, and had it engraved:
Ashes To Ashes,
Dust To Dust,
If You'd Stuck To Pussy,
You'd Still Be With Us.

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