18++ 28 Oct 2004

An old man and woman were married for years even though
they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,
screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A
constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the
man the most. "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the
grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible
for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He
was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral
had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to
the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her
neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Aren't
you afraid, concerned, worried? that this man who practiced black
magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of
the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said..."let the old bastard dig.
I had him buried upside down

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