18++ 10 Nov 2004
BIRTH CONTROL (THIS IS TOO MUCH)
After having their 11th child, Laloo & Rabri decided that was enough. So
then Laloo went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not
want
any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a Diwali bomb,
light it, put it in a empty Coke can,then hold the can up
to his ear and count to 10. Laloo said to the doctor,
"I'm the smartest man in Bihar, but I don't see how
putting a Diwali atom bomb in a Coke can next
to my ear is going to help me with my problem."
So the couple drove to Delhi
to get a second opinion.
The Delhi physician was just about to tell them
about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed by
their Medical records that they were from Bihar.
This doctor instead told Laloo to go home and get
a Diwali atom bomb, light it,place it in a Coke can
and hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians knew what they were
talking about and couldn't be wrong, Laloo went home,
lit a atom bomb, put it in a coke can.
He held it up to his ear and began to count with his
fingers on his left hand : "1,2,3, 4,5" At which point
he paused, placed the coke can between his legs
and resumed counting on the other hand.
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After having their 11th child, Laloo & Rabri decided that was enough. So
then Laloo went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not
want
any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a Diwali bomb,
light it, put it in a empty Coke can,then hold the can up
to his ear and count to 10. Laloo said to the doctor,
"I'm the smartest man in Bihar, but I don't see how
putting a Diwali atom bomb in a Coke can next
to my ear is going to help me with my problem."
So the couple drove to Delhi
to get a second opinion.
The Delhi physician was just about to tell them
about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed by
their Medical records that they were from Bihar.
This doctor instead told Laloo to go home and get
a Diwali atom bomb, light it,place it in a Coke can
and hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians knew what they were
talking about and couldn't be wrong, Laloo went home,
lit a atom bomb, put it in a coke can.
He held it up to his ear and began to count with his
fingers on his left hand : "1,2,3, 4,5" At which point
he paused, placed the coke can between his legs
and resumed counting on the other hand.
shared by Prashant
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they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
the world of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great
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JOKE OF THE DAY
----------------
As wise men say, a joke a day keeps the doctor away. So step into the health
zone by sharing a hearty laugh. A variety of jokes that are ludicrous and
trivial, witty and wacky, spontaneous and sportive. Wishing you a laugh
riot.
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Or simply go Blogging @
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WORTH READING
-------------
Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of
wisdom that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to
question the priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
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