18++ 30 Nov 2004

Three guys, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub.
They all suffer from a severe stutter. "What's it to be ?" asks the
stunningly beautiful landlady.

"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi.................." says the
Englishman. Up steps the Irishman.

"Threeee p pints of of of of gui gui gui gui................."

Then the Scotsman tries.

"Th th th th th th th th th th th th th th......................."

"Oh bugger this !" says the beautiful landlady and walks away to serve
someone else. She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready
to order yet.

"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi", stutters the Englishman. "Three
pints of gui gui gui gui........." tries Paddy. And then Scotty starts "Th
th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th...........".

"Look" says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet, "If any one of you can
tell me where you live without stuttering I'll let you shag me!"

Quite confident that no one will win, she turns to the Englishman.

"Where do you live?"

"M M M M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch."

"No. You lose." says the beautiful landlady. Turning to the Scotsman, she
asks,
"Where do you live Scotty?", trying not to laugh.

"E E E E E Ed Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edinb."

"Sorry, you lose." says the gorgeous woman. "And Paddy, where do you live?"
she

purrs at the Irishman.

"London" blurts out the Irishman.

"Oh. Bugger!" says the landlady.

A great cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady reluctantly takes him by
the hand and leads him upstairs. Once in the bedroom she strips to her
underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a voluptous bosom. Finaly
she slides off her panties then climbs into bed. Paddy with concentration
furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes for glory, and then, right at the
climaxing stroke, he suddenly screams out "...........- D D D D D Derry!!"

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