18++ 31 Oct 2005

Dudley, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first
visit to New Orleans, finds the red light district and
enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be
seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,
drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in
her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the
madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain
Dudley .

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,
drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in
her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away.

The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man
has asked for something so outrageous that her two
girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides
that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do.
Lola has never said no, and it's not likely
anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her
over to Dudley.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,
drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in
her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks
him as hard as she can and leaves.

Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen
nothing like this in all her years of operating a
brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for
a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to
everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has
to find out what this man wants that has made her
girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her
employees a lesson.

So she goes over to Dudley and says that she's the
best in the house and is available. She sits and talks
with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits
on his lap.

Dudley leans forward and whispers in her ear, "Can I
pay in Canadian currency?"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Iss Diwalee Par [In Hindi]

Iss Diwalee par,
Jeevan ke har eik pal ko
Khushiyon kee baraat mile,
Eik naye utsaah se
Aapakaa rom rom khile,

Iss Diwalee par,
Dil mein khushiyon kee vandanwaar saje,
Aankhon ko laakhon sapano kaa uphaar mile,
Aur Aankhon mein palate har sapane ko,
Haqeqat kaa bhee saath mile,

Iss Diwalee par,
Man mein rah paaye
naa koi bhee avsaad ,
Jeevan mein sukh kaa
Bharppor miltaa rahe swaad,

Iss paawan parv par
Prabhoo se hain baar baar bas yahee prathanaa,
Prabhoo purn kare
Aapakee aur aapake pareevaar kee har shubh-kaamanaa

Aapakee Deewalee atee shub ho.

In short "Wish you and your family a very happy and prosperous Diwali"
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18++ 28 Oct 2005

I've got something you don't have!" A little boy and girl were outside
playing and they were very competitive. The little boy said "My wagon's
bigger than your wagon!"

The little girl said "No it's not!" The boy said "Is too! Let's
measure!" They measured and the girl said "Oh gosh, it is."

They played some more and the boy said "My daddy can beat up your
daddy!"

The girl said "He can not!"

The boy said "Can too! Watch!" The two fathers fight and the little
boy's father wins.

The girl says "Oh gosh, he can."

They play some more and the little boy smiles and says "I've got
something you don't have!"

The little girl says "Do not!"

The boy says "Do too! Look!" He pulls his pants down and shows her.

The little girl starts crying and runs into her house because she keeps
losing. A little while later she comes out with a big smile on her face.

The little boy says "What are you so happy about?"

The girl pulls up her dress and says "My mommy said as long as I have
one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!"

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18++ 26 Oct 2005

One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way
home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.

"What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring intently at
the scene before them.

"They, um, they're making a puppy" said the boy's father, as he grabbed
his coat and moved him along quickly.

A few nights later, the little boy woke up and got up from his bed to go
to the bathroom. As he walked by his parents' room, he heard strange
noises coming from within.

He opened the door and was surprised to see his father on top of his
mother, moving in a strange way. His father looked up and saw his son -
instantly, both mother and father froze. As the boy's mother grabbed for
the sheets to cover herself up, the father got up and hustled his son
out of the bedroom.

"What were you doing to Mom, Dad?" asked the little boy, who still
wasn't sure what he saw.

"Your mother and I were, well, we were, ah, trying to make a baby - you
know, maybe a brother or sister for you" said the boy's father, now
confident that this would satisfy his son's curiosity.

"Oh" said the little boy, thinking hard for a minute. "Y'know Dad, when
you go back to bed with mom, turn her over, please - I'd rather have a
puppy".

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18++ 25 Oct 2005

A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and
feels really good about the result.

On his way home hes stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before
leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking,
but how old do you think I am ?"

"About 35", was the reply. "I'm actually 47", the man says happily.

A little while later he goes to McDonalds for lunch and asks the order
taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess you're 29?"

"Nope, I am actually 47". He's starting to feel really good about
himself.

While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question,
She replies "I am 85 years old and my eyesignt is going. But when I was
young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down
your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes, I will be able to
tell your exact age."

As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let
her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later the old lady saus, "OK, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."
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18++ 24 Oct 2005

A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the
first time in their lives. The doctor examines the boys and tells the
woman that they are healthy but she needs to give them iron supplements.

She goes home and wonders exactly what iron supplements are. Finally,
she goes to the hardware store and buys iron ball bearings (BB's) and
mixes them into their food.

Several days later the youngest son comes to her and tells her that he
is pissing BB's. She tells him that it is normal because she had put
them in his food.

Later the middle son comes to her and says that he is crapping BB's.
Again, she says that it is OK!

That evening the eldest son comes in very upset. He says "Ma, you won't
believe what happened".

She says "I know, you're passing BB's".

"No", he says. "I was out behind the barn jacking off and I shot the
dog".

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18++ 21 Oct 2005

A girl had invented a device to cause any car that passed in front of
her house to suddenly break down but couldn't find any practical way to
profit from it.

So, thinking clearly, she set up the device, and as the cars passed the
house and broke down, she'd offer the man in the car a place to stay for
the night. Then as soon as the man was asleep, he'd be jarred awake by
her with his penis in her mouth, and she'd hold a sign up saying "$50 or
I'll bite hard!".

Of course usually the guy would pay and she'd let him go.

Well one day a Newfoundlander broke down, and had to stay the night.
Sure enough, he felt something between his legs at night, and there she
is with him in her mouth and holding the sign "$50 or I'll bite."

The Newfoundlander just smiled and said "$100 or I'll piss!"

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18++ 20 Oct 2005

A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly
irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from
the junior employees who couldn't resist mocking
his baldness.

One morning, a particularly brash trainee had the gall
to run his hand across the older man's gleaming head
while loudly exclaiming: "Feels similar to my wife's
ass."

A look of genuine curiosity, the aging executive
rubbed his hand across his head.

"You're right," he said, "it does..."

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18++ 19 Oct 2005

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming
from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a
vibrator.

'What are you doing?' she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents
and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.'

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound
coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter
naked on the sofa with her vibrator.

'What are you doing?' he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents
and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.'

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this
time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband
watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

She asked, 'What are you doing?'

He replied, 'Watching the game with my son-in-law.'

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18++ 18 Oct 2005

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her
wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.

As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says,
'Excuse me, ma'am, but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's
license?'

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper and
hands it to him.

He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.

Up and down the halls she goes again.

Then the same old man jumps out of a room and says, 'Excuse me, ma'am,
but I saw you cross over the center line back there. Can I see your
registration please?'

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and
hands it to him.

He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.

She zooms off again, up and down the halls, weaving all over.

As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out.

He's stark naked and has an erection.

The old lady in the wheelchair looks up and says, 'oh no, not the
breathalyzer again.'

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18++ 17 Oct 2005

One dismal rainy night in Sydney a taxi driver spotted an arm waving
from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the
curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.

Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see
a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

'Where to?' he stammered.

'Kings Cross,' answered the woman.

'You got it,' he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, 'Just what the hell are
you looking at, driver?'

'Well, madam,' he answered, 'I was just wondering how you'll pay your
fare.'

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at
the driver and said, 'Does this answer your question?'

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, 'Got anything smaller?'

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18++ 14 Oct 2005

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up
on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for
Christmas"?

The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe".

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie
comes with Ken".

"No", said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with
Ken."

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18++ 13 Oct 2005

A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the
field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor
to plow with. The farmer tells him "I don't need a tractor, I have
three new ones at the barn."

"Well if you have three new tractors at the barn, why are you plowing
this field with that bull?" asked the salesman.

The farmer replied, "This is part of the bulls continuing education, I
am teaching him that there is more to farming than fucking and tearing
down fences."

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18++ 11 Oct 2005

Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the
bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parents' room.
When he looked in, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to
his dad, "Hey Dad, what are you doing?"

The dad answered, "Playing cards."

Little Johnny asked, "Who's your Partner?"

The dad answered, "Your mom."

A little later, the dad got up and went to the bathroom
(naturally). As he passed Little Johnny's room, he noticed the
covers bouncing. He called to his son, "What are you doing?"

Little Johnny answered, "Playing cards."

The dad asked, "Really? Who's your partner?"

Little Johnny answered... "You don't need a partner if you have
a good hand!"

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18++ 10 Oct 2005

A college student picked up his date at her parents home.

He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy
restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on
the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne...the works.

Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?"

"No," she said, "but then again, my Mother's not looking to get laid."

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18++ 7 Oct 2005

At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked a girl
from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little
squeeze and says, "In America, we call this a hug."

She says, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America,
we call this a kiss."

She says, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

Later that evening, after quite a few drinks, he takes her out on the
campus lawn and proceeds to screw her, and says, "In America, we call
this a grass sandwich."

She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we
usually put more meat in it."

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