18++ 26 Oct 2005

One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way
home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.

"What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring intently at
the scene before them.

"They, um, they're making a puppy" said the boy's father, as he grabbed
his coat and moved him along quickly.

A few nights later, the little boy woke up and got up from his bed to go
to the bathroom. As he walked by his parents' room, he heard strange
noises coming from within.

He opened the door and was surprised to see his father on top of his
mother, moving in a strange way. His father looked up and saw his son -
instantly, both mother and father froze. As the boy's mother grabbed for
the sheets to cover herself up, the father got up and hustled his son
out of the bedroom.

"What were you doing to Mom, Dad?" asked the little boy, who still
wasn't sure what he saw.

"Your mother and I were, well, we were, ah, trying to make a baby - you
know, maybe a brother or sister for you" said the boy's father, now
confident that this would satisfy his son's curiosity.

"Oh" said the little boy, thinking hard for a minute. "Y'know Dad, when
you go back to bed with mom, turn her over, please - I'd rather have a
puppy".

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