18++ 18 Oct 2005

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her
wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.

As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says,
'Excuse me, ma'am, but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's
license?'

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper and
hands it to him.

He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.

Up and down the halls she goes again.

Then the same old man jumps out of a room and says, 'Excuse me, ma'am,
but I saw you cross over the center line back there. Can I see your
registration please?'

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and
hands it to him.

He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.

She zooms off again, up and down the halls, weaving all over.

As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out.

He's stark naked and has an erection.

The old lady in the wheelchair looks up and says, 'oh no, not the
breathalyzer again.'

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