Friday, September 30, 2005

18++ 30 Sep 2005

A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest
in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her it is still experimental. He
tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner and she does.

About a week later she's back at the doctor and says, "The pill worked
great. I put it in his mashed potatoes like you said. It wasn't five
minutes later and he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes on the
floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there
on the table."

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong.
The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

The lady replied, "Naah, That's okay. We aren't going back to Denny's
anyway."

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