18++ 26 Sep 2005

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off
his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks
by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his
erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you
call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must
be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an
erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to
the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and
happily lets him have his way with her.

Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down,
and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man
with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man
says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?"
The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it
implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around,
bends him over the bench and has his way with him.

Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked
receptionist: "May I help you?" Bob says: "Here is your card and key
back. You can keep the $500 joining fee." Receptionist: "But Sir, you've
only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our
facilities....."Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a
hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."

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