18++ 14 Sep 2005

A man's wife was in the hospital from a horrible accident. She had been
in a coma for almost 6 months and wasn't expected to live. But one day,
the nurse was giving the woman her daily sponge bath, and she noticed
the woman seemed to stir a little and try to make some sounds whenever
the nurse washed around her pussy!

The nurse called the doctor in and told him what had happened. The
doctor called the husband and told him the good news: maybe his wife was
coming out of the coma!

The doctor thought about what to do, then told the husband his plan.

The doctor would arrange for the man and woman to be given a private
room for an indefinite length of time. The doctor and nurse would be
outside in the hall watching the woman's vital signs on their equipment.

The doctor told the husband, "We want you to spend some time with your
wife....quality time, if you know what I mean. We think she might
respond to oral sex. I want you to try it and we'll see if she
responds."

The husband was so happy, he agreed on the spot to try the experiment
the next day. Soon, the husband was in the private room with his wife,
and the doctor was outside monitoring the equipment. All of a sudden,
the heart monitor sounded! The woman's heartbeat was becoming erratic,
then it slowed, then it flatlined completely!

The doctor pounded on the door, yelling at the husband to let him in
quickly.

But by the time the doctor made it in, the woman was dead. The doctor
asked the husband, "What happened? What did she do?" The husband looked
at the doctor....looked at his poor dead wife....looked back at the
doctor... and said......

" I don't know! I was doing just fine for awhile. I guess she musta
choked!"

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