18++ 6 Sep 2005

They had been having a few beers at the bar together recounting old
times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the same time,
still deep in conversation. But Fred could hardly ignore the fact that
Chas was very well endowed.

"I say, that's a remarkable donger you have there old boy," Fred was
prompted to remark.

"Wasn't always that way," replied Chas. "Medical science can do wonders
with transplants these days," he said. "I got this done over in Harley
St, England. Cost a thousand bucks, but as you can see, well worth every
cent."

Fred was envious. In fact, he packed his bag that night and flew off to
the Old Dart first thing.

It was a good six months later before he ran into his old friend once
again and Fred could hardly wait to tell him that he had taken his
advice and was well pleased with the result.

"But Chas, I will tell you something else," said Fred. "You were
diddled.

I got mine for $500, not a thousand."

Chas could hardly believe it. Same address in Harley St, same doctor.
Complaining that he had been ripped off, he asked Fred if he could have
a look.

Once more they lined up at the porcelain and when Chas took a peek over
the partition the worried frown which had creased his face disappeared.

"No wonder," he laughed. "That's my old one!"

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