18++ 25 Aug 2005

Sam had been in the computer business for 25 years and was finally sick
of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Vermont as
far from humanity as possible.

Sam saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month.
Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet. After six months or so of
almost total isolation, as he was finishing dinner, someone knocked on
his door. He opened it and there was a big, bearded Vermonter standing
there.

"Names Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a
party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this, I'm ready to meet some
local folks. Thank you."

As Enoch is leaving, he stops, "Gotta warn you, there's gonna be some
drinkin'."

"Not a problem... after 25 years in the computer business, I can drink
with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be
some fightin' too."

Damn, Sam thinks... tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll be
there. Thanks again."

Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these
parties, too."

"Now that's certainly not a problem" says Sam, "Remember, I've been
alone for six months! I'll definitely be there ... by the way, what
should I wear?

Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna
be the two of us."

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