18++ 17 Aug 2005

There once was five year old boy who enjoyed playing with his train set.
One afternoon, his mother happened to be standing by the door listening
to the boy play.

She was shocked when she heard him saying, "All right, all of you son of
a bitches who want to get on the train, get on train. And all of you son
of a bitches who want to get off the train, get off the train. And all
of you son of a bitches who want to change seats, change seats now
'cause the train's getting ready to leave. Whoo whooooo."

The mother was just devastated, so she scolded her son and said to him,
"Now son, I want to go upstairs and take your nap, and when you get up,
you can't play with your train set for two hours."

So the boy took his nap and didn't even mention his train set for two
hours. After the two hours were up, the boy asked his mom if he could
play with his train set again. She said yes, and asked him if he
understood why he was punished. He nodded his head yes, and off he went.

The mother stood by door to listen to what her son would say.

The boy sat down to his train set and calmly said, "Whoo whoooooo. All
of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get on the train, get on the
train. All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off the train,
get off the train. And all you son of a bitches who are pissed 'cause
the train is two hours late, go talk to the bitch in the kitchen."

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