18++ 9 Aug 2005

It's 8:00 AM at a gambling casino. Two bored dealers are
waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at
the craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants
to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice. The dealers agree.

She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm bottomless."

With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls
the dice while yelling, "Mama needs a new pair of pants!"

She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the
dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!"

With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly
leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"

The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were
watching the dice!"

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