18++ 16 Aug 2005

Ok there was this strange man walking down the street in some need of
satisfaction, he walks up to this hooker and he says , "Ok How much?

She goes, "$40 dollars"

He says "$40 dollars! Why so much?"

She says "Well I got something real special you know?"

He says,"Oh yeah, well so do I!"

"what?" She says

"I have a really big toe"

"A what?" She says

So he shows her this huge big toe that he has.

"Oh that is big," She says

He gets an idea, "Hey let's you and me have some fun sex, I'll give you
$20 if you fuck my toe"

She thinks about it and says ok, and they go at it.

A week later the man looks down at his toe and it's really gross the
nail is about to fall off and it's all green and crusty, so he goes to
the doctor.

"Hey doctor what's wrong with my toe?" He moans

The doctor examines his toe and says,"Wow, this is amazing."

"What? What?" He says

"Congratulations says the doctor "You are the first man I've treated
with ghonorhea on the toe."

"Doctor" says the man "Have you ever seen anything like that?"

"Oh, that's nothing" says the doctor "Yesterday some ho came in with
Athlete's pussy."

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