18++ 11 Aug 2005

An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered
assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was
looking for a small-ish dog for company.

The clerk explained that the name of the store was 'Exotic Pets' and
that, unfortunately, they did not stock cats, dogs, fish or any
commonplace pets.

He did say, however, that he had something which might be ideal. He took
the woman into a back room. He walked over to a terrarium, and pointed
proudly to a large bullfrog which sat inside it.

"Would that suit your needs?", he asked.

The woman answered, scornfully, that she hardly thought an amphibian
would be a suitable companion.

"Ah", replied the salesman, leering, "but this 'amphibian' has been
carefully trained ... to perform oral sex upon women."

At this the woman's eyes lit up. She eagerly negotiated a price of $500
for the frog, and left with it in her expectant possession.

Arriving home, she drew a bubble bath, poured a glass of champagne and
relaxed in anticipation. When she was thoroughly mellow, she dried
herself, and arranged herself, nude, upon her bed. Parting her thighs,
she placed the frog between them, closed her eyes, and waited.

Nothing happened. She prodded the frog. Still nothing. She moved it up
further toward her body. Nothing. She ordered it to perform. No
response.

After an hour of this frustration, she lifted the phone, and called the
pet shop. When the clerk answered, she complained loudly that she had
been cheated. The clerk apologized profusely, wrote down her address,
and said he'd be right over.

Ten minutes later, he knocked on the door, and the woman answered,
wearing a nightgown.

He asked her to demonstrate the problem. She obliged, by disrobing and
assuming her former position, with the frog in place. The frog made no
movement.

"You see?", she asked, petulantly.

"Yes, I do", said the man.

Then, addressing the frog as he removed his necktie and shirt, he said,
"Now, I'm only going to show you this one more time..."

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