18++ 5 Sep 2005

A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition
going,
everyone got pissed and the bride's and groom's families had a storming
rage
and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap out
of
each other. The police get called in to break up the fight.
The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The
fight
continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the
use of
his hammer, shouting "Silence in Court."
The court room goes silent and Paddy (the best man) stands up and says,
"Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain
what
happened."
The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his
explanation
by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the
Best
Man gets the first dance with the Bride.
The judge says "OK."
"Well", said Paddy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music
kept
going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the
music kept
going and I was dancing to the third song.. when all of
a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the
Bride an
unmerciful kick in her privates."
The Judge instantly responded... "Wow.. that must have hurt!"
Paddy replies "HURT!.. He broke three of my fingers!"

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